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Sorry I’m not very coherent currently also about to leave but hello!

wednesday990 replied to your post: is melting a good excuse to not do a paper I…

it’s 91 degrees? Where the fuck do you live? The equator?

XD Nope. Just western Illinois, though being from Chicago I should be used to it or something.

Good old midwestern weather!

is melting a good excuse to not do a paper

I think so

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bioguru:

Ctenophores are the “comb jellies,” well known for their beautiful bioluminescence. They appear jellyfish-like in appearance, but lack cnidocytes, the stinging cells characteristic to Cnidarians. Instead, Ctenophores have collblasts, which are adhesive cells for capturing small prey. These colorful little guys swim by manipulating currents with their eight rows of specialized ciliated cells called ctenes (comb rows). Hence the nickname comb jellies.

bioguru:

Ctenophores are the “comb jellies,” well known for their beautiful bioluminescence. They appear jellyfish-like in appearance, but lack cnidocytes, the stinging cells characteristic to Cnidarians. Instead, Ctenophores have collblasts, which are adhesive cells for capturing small prey. These colorful little guys swim by manipulating currents with their eight rows of specialized ciliated cells called ctenes (comb rows). Hence the nickname comb jellies.

A good laugh and a long sleep are the two best cures for anything.

- Irish Proverb (via atthetopofthecircus)

(Source: iheartloons)

rt-hon-harry-koschei-saxon:

#one of the best stand ups ever

#also he’s a physicist too

(Source: mcavoyster)

intertextualrelations:

copperbooms:

when i was younger i thought “peanut butter and jelly” meant like peanut butter and this

and i was so distraught because i was like why the fuck would anyone eat peanut butter with that and on bread none the less what is wrong with people and why is this such a popular meal then i learnt that jelly in america actually means jam 

… Shit.

See, that’s jello to us XD. Jelly and jam we use interchangeably (though often we’re lazy and also will call ‘preserves’ one of the two as well, which is another thing), but I think technically there is a difference between the two. Like, something labelled strawberry jam is slightly different from strawberry jelly.

neoputa:

i have unlimited texting and i only text 3 people ever i think my phone company looks at my bill and just laughs

sonder

dictionaryofobscuresorrows:

n. the realization that each random passerby is living a life as vivid and complex as your own—populated with their own ambitions, friends, routines, worries and inherited craziness—an epic story that continues invisibly around you like an anthill sprawling deep underground, with elaborate passageways to thousands of other lives that you’ll never know existed, in which you might appear only once, as an extra sipping coffee in the background, as a blur of traffic passing on the highway, as a lighted window at dusk.

Reblog if you’ve ACTUALLY read The Hobbit

thefoxxybenedict:

I’m curious how many people have, because it feels like I’m the only one.